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Here Be Dragons – a Satirical Sailing Story Told Through a Turn-Based Strategy Game is on its Way to Steam

Take on the role of an insane sailor and defeat all the hostile sea creatures in Here Be Dragons – a tactical strategy and turn-based dice rolling game full of satire and with a stylized “living map.” Mark January 30th in your calendars and get ready to learn the true story of Christopher Columbus.

Lead a group of crazed captains and eradicate legendary monsters. Scroll through the cards of the Bestiary. Choke Cherubin until he coughs up your dice. Avoid the Kraken’s sticky tentacles and other sea creatures as you guide Christopher Columbus to the discovery of America.

Here Be Dragons Teaser

In 1492, Christopher Columbus led Europe to a New World. That’s a fact.

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Think about it. Ten weeks of travel, 100 people, three ships. Waters full of frightening creatures like the Kraken, Triton, Leviathan, and ghost ships. Do you really think three ships stuffed full of humans had any chance against those gargantuan sea creatures? Of course not! They were just three juicy dumplings, filled with delicious stuffing, exposed to the bloodthirsty beasts of the ocean. But these lousy officials feed you stories of Christopher Columbus’s alleged greatness. Why? For those who don’t know – it’s always about money and reputation.

The upper classes, worried about their place in the hierarchy, were dissatisfied with the stories about the “Avant Armada” that spread around the world. Stories of brave lunatics who defeated beasts lurking beneath the cold waves of the Atlantic ocean. All documentation of the facts was destroyed, and any word of these events turned into unverified hearsay, to be easily replaced by a pompous legend about the success of Christopher Columbus.

Who would benefit from such a story? One about a bunch of freaks who cleared hostile waters just so Chris could sail across them as easily as a canoe through a pond? It’s not the kind of legend an old sailor would tell the locals. It wouldn’t get all the landlubbers talking, nor would it inspire the people.

HERE BE DRAGONS MAIN FEATURES:

  • Be a responsible captain, you mongrel! Use the original Dice Activation System to attack enemies, heal your crew, and upgrade the fleet.
  • Decide the fate of the fleet before someone or something decides for you. Collect Ink and use Errata to turn the tide of an encounter.
  • This map can’t be rolled up. Cross the seas using an ancient, living map, full of terrible creatures ready to devour you!
  • Defeat hideous creatures – Confront the fiercest beasts that ever lived: Leviathans and Krakens, predatory whales and lustful mermaids. Decimate Tritons, awaken dragons, and then erase them from human memory.
  • You’ll go nuts! Meet an extraordinary company of weirdos, madmen, and oddballs. Their vices and virtues fuel the journey.
  • The bureaucrats will try your patience. Clash with the bureaucratic machine. Don’t lose your cool when confronted by the absurdities spewed by authorities and royal advisors.
  • Think of yourself as a Witcher of the sea. Spit on pirates. Ignore the settlers. You’re above them all – a monster hunter traversing aqua incognita. So what if you go crazy sometimes?

Here Be Dragons is currently in the last phase of its development, with the Steam release planned for January 30th of this year.

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